Kala|23|Terfs DNI
→Man sometimes ill be chilling then ill remember the library of alexandria and then get pissed off like man FUCKKKK MAN WE REALLY LOST ALL OF IT FUCKK MAN 💔💔💔💔
(Via vampyrebatz Source: softblock) 10 notes | 6 minutes ago
they hate me because i’m silly and so intense at the same time
(Via nazali Source: papayajuan2019) 74,709 notes | 6 minutes ago
γνῶθι σαὐτὸν (know thyself)
(credit to my friend michelle for this banger of a meme)
(Via thegrapeandthefig Source: latinthusiast) 506 notes | 6 minutes ago
what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
(Via nemjun Source: landrylovesmatcha) 45,094 notes | 6 minutes ago
just saw Barbie so here are some (non-spoilery) highlights:
- ken becoming DEEPLY obsessed with horses
- MULTIPLE highly choreographed dance numbers that last for several minutes
- kens job is beach
- a tween calls Barbie a fascist (?????? ok screenwriters)
- mojo dojo casa house
- kens big mink coat having a HORSE THEMED LINING
- i know we were deeply obsessed with the outfits but good god. the OUTFITS.
- extensive Barbie lore
- Barbie’s heart to heart with a lovely old woman
- the kens building a wall
- beaching one another off
- KENS SONG THAT HE SINGS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES
- like twelve executives on one tandem bike
- depression Barbie
- ALLEN
- i am kenough :)
- gynecologist.
beautiful beautiful deeply camp coming of age story with layers and so much life. ive gained twenty new sewing projects from the opening shots of Barbieland alone. made my gf cry. 20/10
#please go see this#it’s so queer#it’s so camp#it’s so funny
(Via proudgarbage Source: goosewizard) 7,519 notes | 8 minutes ago
THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.
(Via nemjun Source: froody) 30,565 notes | 8 minutes ago
i love that motorcycles exist. like i’m genuinely so glad that someone was like “what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole”
what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it
(Via proudgarbage Source: manywinged) 25,873 notes | 8 minutes ago
Barbie movie never said “we need to stop men” it said “we need to stop toxic masculinity” and if that made you feel called out I got some news for you
(Via proudgarbage Source: iwasbored777) 1,073 notes | 9 minutes ago
The only parallel to ever exist btw
(Via proudgarbage Source: yellenabelova) 3,806 notes | 10 minutes ago
gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas
(Via proudgarbage Source: suiheisen) 9,879 notes | 10 minutes ago
(Via proudgarbage Source: animentality) 2,815 notes | 11 minutes ago
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
(Via xtec Source: woolandflax) 309 notes | 12 minutes ago
Can this poll end on exactly 69,420 votes. Not notes, votes.
Of course
Yes
Maybe?
No
Hahaha funny number but no
Max you’ve been here 10+ years you know better
Vanilla Extract will equally help and hurt
Button
Another Button
Jesus with the buttons Max
Unfortunately, this will require reblogs.
(Via charlesoberonn Source: maximumsunshine) 6,046 notes | 12 minutes ago
laika as a metaphor for parenthood
ben florin, “laika”/jamaica kincaid/le loup, “we are gods! we are wolves!”/archival footage of the soviet space program/genesis 22/alan shapiro, “space dog”/olesya turkina, soviet space dogs/brennig davies, “first dog in space”/daniel mallory ortberg, “children’s stories made horrific: curious george”/idomeneo prepares to sacrifice his son in the garsington opera production of “idomeneo”/alan shapiro, “space dog”/louise glück, “the gold lily”/the lion king, “endless night”/jonathan coulton, “space doggity”/bojack horseman, “free churro”/maynard solomon, mozart: a life/alex wellerstein writing for the new yorker/ancient doll found in roman egypt/steiff laika toy/guillermo del toro’s pinocchio/richard silken/laika wikipedia page/bojack horseman, “free churro”/photograph of laika/oleg gazenko/alan shapiro, “space dog”
(Via sapphroditte Source: leporellian) 891 notes | 3 hours ago